How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

The Lion King is having a big animal meeting, every animal is to be there. Which animal does not show?

You need to cross a crocodile invested river. How do you cross?

Using a standard alarm clock, if you went to bed at 8 a.m. and set the alarm to get up at 9:00 the next morning,

how much sleep would you get?

What was the name of the President in 1959?

Does England have a Fourth of July?

Why can't a man living in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, be buried west of the Mississippi River?

Some months have 30 days and some months have 31 days, how many months have 28 days?

If you had a match and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, and oil heater, and a wood-burning

stove, which would you light first?

A man builds a house with four sides to it. It is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southern exposure. A big

bear wanders by. What color is the bear?

How far can a dog run into the woods?

I have in my hand two U.S. coins, which total fifty-five cents in value. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

A farmer had seventeen sheep. All but nine died. How many does he have left?

Divide 30 by one-half and add 10. What is the answer?

Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?

An archaeologist claimed he found gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did?

How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him?

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in North Carolina?       Why?

From what animal do we get whale bones?

Six passengers get on the bus you are driving at stop one. At the 2nd stop 2 got on and 5 get off. Stop 3 is

uneventful, but the 4th stop nine people, including 3 children get on the bus and 6 depart. What color are the bus

drivers eyes?

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